Baby Food Roulette

3/28/2022

Another name for the rhythm method of birth control.
Called so because it is the only form of contraception endorsed by the Catholic Church.

Baby Food Roulette

Sep 11, 2014 - baby food roulette- Have the jars of baby food in a sack or box so the players can't see them. Have them stand in a circle and pass a spoon while music plays (like hot potato). When the music stops, have the loser blindly pick out a jar of baby food and take a big bite. The grosser the flavor the better. Continue until there is only one person left in the game.

How to play Baby Food Roulette - Get a number of volunteers up the front. It can often work better if you don't tell them what they are in for. Have the jars of baby food hidden so the players can't see them. Have them stand in a circle and pass a spoon while music plays (like hot potato).
Baby Food Taste Test. Take different types of baby foods and empty them into separate bowls. Make sure you know which is which or someone does, label each bowl with numbers and add food coloring to each to make them look different. Have players taste and guess each one by writing their guesses down.

Well, the Pope says condoms are out, and the pill is born of the fires of Hell. So get out the calendar, baby, it's time for Vatican roulette.

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Anyone who protests the results of the 2020 US Presidential Election without any proof or evidence and refuses to recognize Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States of America.

After over 50 cases brought before, and thrown out of, US courts, including the Supreme Court, hundreds of Trump supporters, claiming to be a million supporters, continued to cry and protest and chant outside the White House, like a bunch of voteflakes.

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Unprotected sex in which the male pulls out prior to ejaculation. Also known as the pull and pray method. Of dubious effectiveness in comparison to condoms or birth control.

I didn't have any jimmy caps so I had to resort to some Vatican roulette with Sarah last night at the party. Let's hope I didn't knock her up.

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A pejorative term used to refer to an outmoded form of natural contraception known as the Rhythm Method. Often used mistakenly to refer to coitus interruptus (the 'pull-out method'). The Rhythm Method officially fell out of favor with 'The Vatican' in the early 1980's with advances in the study of the female reproductive cycle.
Current methods of Natural Family Planning (non-chemical and non-barrier contraception), when used correctly and consistently, have been shown in several peer-reviewed studies to be over 99% effective. This is similar to the efficacy of 'the pill.'
It should be noted that the use of such a term often indicates it's user has a bigoted and intolerant attitude against people who practice a religion they do not agree with.

By following the Creighton method or the BillingsOvulation method, faithful Catholics no longer have to play so-called 'Vatican Roulette'
They have six kids? They must be playing Vatican Roulette.

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Timmy can only play football if he goes to a catholic school, i think i am playing vatican roulette by wanting him to be a tight end.

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Charles was very stressed: he had had some vatican roulette with his new maid and now he was worried she might be up the duff.

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